Friday, August 6, 2010

Late Night Driving

So I was talking to one of my really really really good friends...The red headed wonder of the world, Josie Jorris. She was driving to a friends house and it was very late, ok not really, it was only like 8 at night! But she was tired and she told me she fell asleep while she was driving! how insane is that, I mean to fall asleep while you are driving! I've heard of dozing off but not falling asleep! Anyway, her story has led me to give you tips on late night driving.

4 Ways to Avoid "Falling Asleep" While Late Night Driving

1) The first way to avoid "falling asleep" while driving at night is to turn the music up really loud. And by really loud I mean to the point right before it hurts your ears and gives you a headache. But sadly sometimes turning music up really loud doesn't always help, sometimes you also need to sing with it. So, having the music on to the point of not hurting your ears and then you must sing loud enough to hear yourself. Granted you may not have a voice by the time you get where you are going, it may save your life or at least your cars life!

2) The second way is to stick your head out of the window. Yes, your whole head outside of the vehicle. You do this for only about 5 seconds and then you bring your head back inside. Now this may cause your hair to be a little messed up but when you bring your head back into the vehicle you kind of get this refreshing feeling. You will have to do it to understand what I mean, trust me its great. Their is one flaw in this. You will have to do this multiple times because your face gets back to its normal temperature and could lead to the same state you were in before sticking your head outside of the window.

3) Their is also a third way. Now the third and fourth ways are obviously not my favorite ways of staying awake. But nonetheless, the third way is to call one of your friends. I would say text, but that leads to worse accidents than falling asleep! So yes, If you must call one of your friends, who probably doesn't want to talk to you at this hour, then do so. It will keep you awake. Unless of course you are having 6 hour long conversations, Right Josie? Anyway, This is a notice, I am none of your friends when you are driving somewhere late at night, so do NOT call me. I will not answer.

4)The final way to keep yourself from falling asleep while driving late at night is...(drumroll). Yes you guessed it, not going to the bathroom before you go. Then You will be trying so hard not to have an accident that you will not even think about going to sleep. Thats right, don't stop and use the restroom, hold it and stay awake!

4 comments:

the one way girls said...

this is the best blog i have ever read!! what an honor. and so informative. 6 hours?? more like EIGHT!! a full night of sleep.. :) -josephine

the one way girls said...

also, your last hint is pointless to me.

Josh Skjoldal said...

haha! that is funny! i really liked #4...and the fact that in #3 you tell people to call their friends except for you...I wonder how many other friends are willing to help a brother out?

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